Sorry, About All That’s Required. I Don’t Care About Getting Fired

There once was a Leprechaun named Fred. He rode a turtle named Ted. Unlike most turtles, who are shades of all green Ted was a colorful sight never seen! Fred rode his turtle all over the state. Though, Ted was so slow, he’d always be late. His boss, I believe his name was Ben, Said Fred could never be late ever again. You might think that Fred would be terribly rude, But Fred was actually a really nice dude. Sadly, Fred was still late and so he got fired. Ben always told him he’d never be hired. Fred didn’t care, he was awfully tired.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bestfriends

Fred and Ted were the best of friends. For a friendship like this, there is never an end. Fred listened to Ted and Ted listened to Fred.  They listened to everything eachother said.  If Fred was hungry and wanted to eat, Ted would call the restaraunt to find them a seat. When Ted got tired after he was well fed, Fred took him home to tuck him in bed, If Fred got thirsty, Ted made him a shake.  No matter the amount of time it would take. Fred would thank Ted and bake him a cake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Lesson That Is Never Learned

Fred was the leprechaun who didn’t spend gold. No matter how sick, no matter how cold. No matter how weak, no matter how old. He’d trade even a penny just for his soul. He’d take every coin to hide in a hole. One day he wanted to reach his big goal, To be the richest leprechaun of a story ever told. Though, not spending money was really a pain. He felt this way no matter how much he would gain. But then, he got his ankle sprained and despite all his assurance, He had no health insurance.

 

 

 

 

It Doesn’t Matter What You Say, It Never Mattered Anyway

Fred had a beard, Ted thought looked really weird. But Fred didn’t mind, He heard that all the time. Words have always been, and always will be just words. They’re not meant to harm, only to be heard. Fred knew they were all just trying to be mean. He has heard it before and everything in between. I’m pretty sure you get the point now, bro. If you hear something hurtful, it matters not so. I think that this story is coming to and end. Just a few more clever rhymes right around the bend… That’s pretty much it. I quit.

Try Everything Once, Twice If You Like It

Ted gave a really bright mushroom to Fred. Fred ate it, and now he’s right out of his head! He’s talking about colors and seeing the air move. He says his mind is opened and he’s in the groove. Fred convinces Ted to tag right along. So Ted eats the ‘shroom and they write a new song. They ride on a polar bear straight to the clouds And they sing their new song the whole time out loud. They drink from a stream that’s made from a rainbow. The fuzzyness follows them everywhere they go.  Fred went and bought a brand new recorder, Then they went to a resturaunt where a french fry took their order. Let’s just say, they all had a good day. As they watched the sunset and they faded away.